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Old Sep 17, 2005, 04:17 AM // 04:17   #181
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334. When you post a thread like this telling ppl your thoughts.
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 03:28 AM // 03:28   #182
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335. When you get mad at the office and call your co-worker a "n00b." Of course, he doesn't get it.
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 05:07 AM // 05:07   #183
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336. When you order parts to build another computer, then have them mailed 2nd day air, so you don't argue with your wife over who gets to play.


^^ true story, newegg.com rocks!!!
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 05:58 AM // 05:58   #184
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337. when you get "RSI" and you are still playing ........ hoping a monk will soner or later heal you!

338. when you go through lots of posts to see if someone else has already written the above!

339. when you don't realize it's time to go to bed and accidentaly salvage a golden armor! (This has happened to me more than once!)

340. when you realize you havenot been palying enough because you don't know what UW or FoW mean!
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 06:44 AM // 06:44   #185
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341. You call your friend and tell her she needs a better skill set for meeting guys.
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 10:58 AM // 10:58   #186
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341. You call your friend and tell her she needs a better skill set for meeting guys.
i guess she didn't had "charm guy" on her skill bar huh
or did the guys use charm break
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 03:23 PM // 15:23   #187
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341. You call your friend and tell her she needs a better skill set for meeting guys.
Just tell her not to forget to equip Pepper Spray
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 04:36 PM // 16:36   #188
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342. When you teach your 5yr old son how to play because your wife won't use your 2nd copy
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 04:43 PM // 16:43   #189
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hehehe
when you make your 5 yr old join your guild to have someone reliable.....
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 04:49 PM // 16:49   #190
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328. When you hit "r" to auto run in a cs rush.
Happens all the time in shooters... In UT "r" is team say, that's really annoying
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 04:50 PM // 16:50   #191
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343. When you wake up at 4am in front of your computer and realize your group has left you standing in the middle of sorrows furnace.

344. When you wake up in the morning tired because you dreamed about timing your skills correctly to charge adrenaine for your new knockdown warrior.

345. When your wife threatens to break your computer and divorce you because your not spending enough time with her.

346. When you have difficulty talking with humans face to face because you haven't properly equiped your skill bar, and have 0 attribute points in expertise.
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 04:56 PM // 16:56   #192
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347. When you go down to your basement, then after 3 days, come back up and say,
'I've just solo cleared out Sorrow's Furnace'
Then your wife says,
'No dear, that was the boiler'
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 05:08 PM // 17:08   #193
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348. When you try and use "charm animal" on your dog after putting her in the back yard to use the bathroom and she wont come back in the house. I attempted this on my children as well to get them to do their homework. I think tonight I will try buying a superior rune of beast mastery
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 05:24 PM // 17:24   #194
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hey is there some one that can change tanned hides into fur squares?
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 08:02 PM // 20:02   #195
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349. you realize that saying proudly how you love your yakslapper is not a good thing to do at work
350. your boss yells profanity and you wonder who interupted his spell
351. your husdand answers questions about the game at work and he doesn't play it
352. Your boss comes to your cube at lunch to talk about the cool UW run he just finished (I hate him some times)
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 08:07 PM // 20:07   #196
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353. when people refer to st johns fissure college as just fissure, and you get excited when you hear the name
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Old Sep 19, 2005, 08:16 PM // 20:16   #197
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353. When you have more friends in a guild than you do in real life.
354. When you park your car all the way in the back of the parking lot at work, and you wish you had equiped sprint or stormchaser before leaving the office so you could get to your car faster.
355. When your sitting at your desk at work looking at the cow calendar you got from "Chick-fil-A" and think that "Biff Jerky" or "Paulie Unsaturated" would be a nice name for your new guild wars character.

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Old Sep 19, 2005, 10:22 PM // 22:22   #198
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356: When you run all day long.
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Old Oct 18, 2005, 10:05 AM // 10:05   #199
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43: You forget that all girls don't look like those of GW.
Yeah, but sometimes I wish they did. My character reminds me of my ex-girlfriend
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Old Oct 18, 2005, 04:03 PM // 16:03   #200
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357: When you quit playing so much and start eating, sleeping, and watching tv again.
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